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I can imagine that there would be outstanding opposition to teaching martial arts to kiddies. Not because they would suddenly become killing machines, but because people think that studying oriental fighting forms will turn you into someone out of the Matrix. People see martial arts in movies, and they think that’s how fighting really works.
It’s a bunch of hooey, really.
Being the pathetic loser that I am, I’m in the habit of watching UFC (Ultimate Fighting Championship) quite often. The first couple were really great. They had champs from styles across the board - karate, kung fu, tae kwan do, sumo, etc. Alot of these guys were BIG. Lil’ ol Royce Gracie, a student of brazilian jiu-jitsu (read: grappling/wrestling) wrapped up with and forced all of his opponents to submit via pins, choke holds and arm bars. His opponents were completely under his control, at his mercy, and surrendered - and were left with no lasting harm. They might have had a bruise from the fall, but that was about it.
Brazilian jiu-jitsu, judo, wrestling - it’s all the same folks. Different uniforms and slight variants of rules (in wrestling you pin to win, etc). Grappling is grappling. Karate, tae kwan do, and other striking forms aren’t really that impressive. You’re better off with boxing/savate/muay thai. But, these - in essence, just punching and kicking at someone until they fall over - DO leave people with lasting harm.
Martial arts won’t turn your children into Super Unstoppable Warriors Imbued with Warrior Spirits of Ages Past ©. If you want them to learn something safe and practical, teach them grappling, and to avoid the Killer Kiddie stigma, just teach them in the form of wrestling.
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Not that that was too pertinent to the topic at hand.
No, don’t teach them martial arts. Emphasize Dodge Ball. Dodge Ball was the shiz-nit. I was unstoppable. Stupid school wouldn’t let me form a team, though.
I never heard a single kid complain about getting to play dodge ball. Some complained about football, other abouts soccer, and everyone complained about Team Handball (we made toilet humour concerning THAT sport to no end). Not a soul uttered a hateful word against Dodge Ball. Even the girls (cooties!) loved it.
PH33R DODGE BALL! DODGE BALL ROCKSORZ!!!