Recently read an article in which John Cleese tweeted about Trump and Christianity, and a user responded that the abortion issue was the only reason he voted for Trump.
So to all Republicans and Conservatives out there: What the fuck is taking so long?
You own all three branches of government. You can make whatever laws you want. You have just appointed two of your own conservative clowns to the Supreme Court. What is taking so long? When will Trump actually get around to banning abortion?
NEVER. They will never do anything about abortion. ** EVER**.
Because here’s how it works: A candidate screams until they’re blue in the face about how much they hate abortion and how evil it is. Then you scream and cry your crocodile tears and vote for them. And then they do nothing. And then the next time they have to run for office, they scream until they’re blue in the face again. AND YOU VOTE FOR THEM AGAIN, BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO FUCKING STUPID TO REALIZE THEY ARE LYING TO YOU.
And YOU, mister twitter user who ONLY voted for Trump because he’s ostensibly anti-abortion, just gave them the perfect reason to NEVER fix it. Because as soon as they DO solve abortion, you no longer have a reason to vote for them ever again, and they know that. Why would they ever kill the goose that lays the golden eggs? They know that keeping you in a state of perpetual rage is an automatic win for them, because you stupid shit-eating single-issue voters only show up to vote for the ONE DAMNED THING you claim to care about. Why would anyone be dumb enough to fuck with that?
You’ll just keep voting for them, and they’ll keep doing nothing, and you two will do that same old sorry dance year after year until the universe dies of heat death.
Thanks for nothing, you unbelievable fuckwits.