But, but, but there is Mick Jagger. He is looking good. Elvis would still be with us too if it wasn’t for that toilet. The study is obviously crap.
In other news, bears still poop in the woods, and the pope is Catholic.
My first thought was that Keith Richards has to be a counterbalance on the actuarial table.
No, junkies die young. An inordinate number of them are driven to superstardom to support their habit, until they can eventually afford to overdose.