Resolved: Any TV show would be better with more Klingons

That would be fantstic!

Klingon Apprentice

Marcus: We’re doing this my way. I’m project manager, so it’s my decision.

Josh: No way, you’re an idiot!

Marcus: We’re not talking about this anymore. Get to work.

Kor, son of Korg: (to Marcus) You miserable petaq! (takes out a bat’leth and beheads Marcus). Long live Kahless!

CUT TO BOARDROOM

Trump: Where’s Marcus?

Randal: Mr. Trump, Marcus had become an unbearable burden to the team, so Kor cut his head off.

Trump: All right, can I see his head?

Kor holds Marcus’s severed head up by the hair.

Trump: Marcus, you’re fired!

R’hen and Sthi’mpi

<R’Hen>Nooo!, Sthi’mpi, you Honorless TARG, DO NOT touch that button, it’s the Empire Eraser Button!
<R’Hen cleaves Sthi’mpi in two with his Bat’Leth>
poor, insane Ptaq, he has died without honor

Warrior Z’Him!

<Dib> AHA!, i have evidince that you’re an alien, Z’Him, and i’m going to let the WOOOOOORRRLLLLD know!

<Z’Him> I think NOT!, honorless HEWWWWMAN! <proceeds to pull out a disruptor pistol and fires, Dib dissolves from the inside out, screaming in agony>, G’hrrr!, you may dispose of the Hewwwman’s honorless recording device

<G’hrrrr> (who has taken the form of a tiny Klingon Bird Of Prey and is flying around Z’Him’s head like an annoying glob-fly, making insectlike buzzing noises) WHEEEE!!!hehehehe…WHEEEEE!!!hehehehe, I’M A SPACESHIP, BOOM!! (G’hrrrr transforms back into a SIR unit, albeit a pointy “Klingonized” one, and proceeds to impale the camera on a prominent spike on his forehead) Look, i gotta HAT!

<Z> Ghrr!, that is not behaving with honor, dispose of this Earth-Camera…Thing!

<G>Aww…(eats the camera) MMMMMM, tastes like Gaqh, i liiiike Gaqh! <wanders offscreen humming tunelessly>