I own 1 ea.
Mossberg 500, 12GA. shotgun complete with side saddle, sling, and tactical flashlight.
S&W 9MM model 459 semi auto.
Colt 38 special revolver 4 inch barrel.
Winchester 30-30, 44 Caliber.
At least 100 rounds for each. Some more than others.
Believe in do unto other as you would have them do unto you.
Do not mess about in the affairs of others until the life/death line is crossed. And
I mean anybodys life. Or any fuckers death.
Remember, the life you save might be important. Not nescsicarilly your own.
I wish I had spell check.
And of course, Jesus is my hero.
Oh, I forgot. A Gamo 1000 fps pellet gun for those pesky varmints. (No cats though) 
How degraded I would be to suffer a home invasion and watch my wife raped, and cats, etc. etc. etc.
Violence begets violence.
Unless you have no balls and are weak.
I hope this helps, Skald , if not, it will keep the rest of you crazy mothers away. 
Crap! I totally forgot my wifes Beretta 25 cal. that I got her for Valentines day 6 or 7 years ago. She said you work the guns, I’ll work QVC.