I’ve already ordered one, and they threw in a headband that will help me regrow my third eye. I’ll be able to watch 3D movies without the glasses. My parents never even told me about that one, those monsters!
I completely agree. When I was born there was apparently an outbreak of some kind of infection so they de-skinned all the sausages in the Maternity Ward. A bit drastic but I suppose that was the thinking at the time. I would hope they wouldn’t go as mad with the knife these days.
Since I have no experience with a foreskin, I have no idea if it is better with or without. Just some misbegotten marketers trying to convince me that my sex life is second rate or worse. I don’t need a marketer to tell me that.
Ah, is it that time again already? Time to reeducate the latest batch of newbies about the greatest weirdo ever to grace these boards? Gather 'round, young 'uns, and I’ll tell ye the tale of Jack Dean Tyler and his magical Tug Ahoy.
While I find the product amusing, I will give them credit for trying to find a “niche” market. After all it is what American (or any) enterprise is all about. Good luck to them!