Gay Cowboys, No Pudding
Man Who Dresses Like His Mother
Seven Children And A Singing Nun.
Two Guys That Are Really The Same Person
People Living In A Computer Generated World
Psychic Child Meets A Ghost
Indiana Jones–Harrison Ford and Snakes
You mean Ishmael? I am.
My humble tribute to this board’s members:
Lord of the Rings – Qadgop the Mercotan Does Middle Earth
100 Rifles – The Martini Enfield Story
Star Wars, Ep. III – Broomstick in Space
Jarhead – Reply Goes Warbird
The Producers – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood
The Aviator – Johnny L.A. Goes to Hollywood In a Plane
Amazon Women on the Moon – Amazon Floozy Goddess In Space
Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow – 1920s Stlye Death Ray vs. The Lords of Evil
Yellow Submarine – I Am the Walrus
That’s all I got right now. I hope no one is offended. :o
The Paths of Glory: French in a Trench
The Lion in Winter: Typical Royal Family
And if I can go off on a tangent…
Final Fantasy VI: Kefka Breaks the World
Final Fantasy VII: Aeris on a Musame
Final Fantasy VIII: Emos in Space
Final Fantasy X: Everybody’s Dead
Spoilered because some people like me grew up without PS and somehow managed the avoid all the spoilers.
Snakes that are lame
Funny, I thought the alternate title for Serenity would be “Joss Whedon, You Bastard.”
I’m offended 'cause you left me out. But I can fix that:
Duck Soup - RTFirefly runs a country into the ground and gets it into a war. (Sound familiar?)
The Third Man: Chicks Dig Fat Criminals, Not Their Loser Friends
Vertigo: A Man, A Woman, A Bridge…and a Mission…Oh, and Another Mission
The Longest Day: John Wayne Vs. The Entire German Army
Duck Soup: Four Crazy Jews and a Government
The Thin Man: Beware of Doug, Detective (Edited for Family Viewing)
Nice, with apologies…
Bu too long for a movie title.
I’d suggest:
Duck Soup – RTFirefly Snopes the Country
Duck Soup - No Ducks, No Soup
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within – A 2-hour cut-scene
Duck Soup: Jews really do run the government(Hilariously, at that).
Gone With the Wind–The North Wins the War; Scarlett Loses Rhett
I’ve always thought: Southern Bitch Gets What’s Coming To Her
Before Sunrise: Flakes on a Train
Obviously not one of my favorite movies.
Interview with the Vampire: Emo is as Emo Does
The Princess Bride: Farmhand-Pirate in Bloody Coup
Super Size Me: Eat Fat, Get Fat
Men in Black: no change
Walk the Line: Ray Goes Country
Listen, Colibri, you had me sold at “Giant Monkey”.
All Star Trek.
Again…
TMP - Klingons gots ridges!
TWOK - 2 old guys hate each other. In space.
TSFS - Where’s Spock? THERE he is!
TVH - San Francisco is so weird, they don’t even notice the time travelling space freaks.
TFF - let go my EGO
TUD - Why yes, we can make a Trek movie more boring than TMP.
Gen - Picard v Kirk. No matter who wins, we lose Kirk. Cause we finally actually do end up killing him, you see.
FC - Data gets his freak on.
INS - Insurance salesmen? Oh. ok. Coccon 2 - Electric Bugaloo
NEM - NOBODY puts Baby in a corner!