1.) The Iranian foosball team has been making rapid strides into modern sport. (Next, they’ll rival the Chinese for ping-pong.)
3.) Only small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this plane. (Someone removed all the snakes from the plane, allowing the rodents and insects to take over.)
The Iranian football team has been making rapid strides into modern spurt.
Man movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction.
Only small rodents and insects**; **fine comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place. (yes, maybe adding punctuation is cheating, but doesn’t this look like a real estate listing in some former Eastern Bloc country?)
Should we be looking for a Jew Messiah anytime soon?
There’s always the old classic that only needs a change in capitalization:
I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse. (ducks and runs)
The Iranian football seam has been making rapid strides into modern sport. (a radical new ball-construction technique?)
Many movie stars these days are experimenting with facial deconstruction. (eww)
Only small rodents and insects fund comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place. (no wonder the toilets are bad if the mice are paying for them)
Should we be looting for a new Messiah anytime soon? (looting for the old one only got us locked up by the godless state)
Pets go to the quarry and throw stuff in there! (bad doggie)