Return of "Change one letter in one word and wreck an entire sentence"

I have yet to go searching for other repeats of Change one letter in one word and wreck an entire sentence which got 112 posts from 02-26-2009, 05:40 PM through 03-11-2009, 02:54 PM and which was started with these target sentences

and included some others that were added along the way.

Here’s a new batch for those who enjoy tampering with words and such:

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  1. The Iranian football team has been making rapid strides into modern sport.

  2. Many movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction.

  3. Only small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place.

  4. Should we be looking for a new Messiah anytime soon?
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The Iranian football team has been making vapid strides into modern sport.

1.) The Iranian foosball team has been making rapid strides into modern sport. (Next, they’ll rival the Chinese for ping-pong.)

3.) Only small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this plane. (Someone removed all the snakes from the plane, allowing the rodents and insects to take over.)

  1. Only small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab potable toilets in this place.

Zany movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction.

  1. Many movie stars these days are experimenting with racial reconstruction.

Many movie stars these days are experimenting with facial deconstruction.

Should we be looking for a new Messiah anytime, poon?

  1. The Iranian football team has been making rabid strides into modern sport.

  2. Only small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab edible toilets in this place.

  1. The Iranian football team has been making rabit strides into modern sport.
  1. Should we be hooking for a new Messiah anytime soon?
  1. Many movie stars these days are experimenting with fecial reconstruction.
  1. The Iranian football team has been making rapid strides into modern spurt.

  2. Man movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction.

  3. Only small rodents and insects**; **fine comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place. (yes, maybe adding punctuation is cheating, but doesn’t this look like a real estate listing in some former Eastern Bloc country?)

  4. Should we be looking for a Jew Messiah anytime soon?

May we start off a new phrase:

L1) Let’s go to the quarry and throw stuff in there!

L1) Let’s go to the quarry and throw Steff in there!

Should we be cooking for a new Messiah anytime soon?

Should we be looming for a new Messiah anytime soon?

Should we be looking for a new Messiah anytime? Noon?

L1. Let’s go to the quarry and throw staff in there! (I don’t like the people I work with very much)

  1. Should we be booking for a new Messiah soon? (We’re going to need a huge place to have a party)
  1. The Iranian football team had been making rapid strides into modern sport.
  2. Manly movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction.
  3. Lonly (sic) small rodents and insects find comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place.
  4. Should we be cooking for a new Messiah anytime soon?
  1. The Iranian football team has been faking rapid strides into modern sport. (they’re really good at selling those dives)

  2. Any movie stars these days are experimenting with facial reconstruction. (any and all)

  3. Only small rodents and insects fund comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place. (someone’s got to pay for em)

  4. Should we be mooking for a new Messiah anytime soon? (is a religious mook also a monk?)

L1) Let’s go to the quarry and throw stiff in there! (the body was moved!)

There’s always the old classic that only needs a change in capitalization:

I helped my Uncle Jack off his horse. (ducks and runs)

  1. The Iranian football seam has been making rapid strides into modern sport. (a radical new ball-construction technique?)

  2. Many movie stars these days are experimenting with facial deconstruction. (eww)

  3. Only small rodents and insects fund comfort in the prefab portable toilets in this place. (no wonder the toilets are bad if the mice are paying for them)

  4. Should we be looting for a new Messiah anytime soon? (looting for the old one only got us locked up by the godless state)

  5. Pets go to the quarry and throw stuff in there! (bad doggie)