Neurosis is a dish best served on a plate someone gave you for reasons that are suspect.
Earthquakophobia is a dish best served on a tectonic plate.
Job resentment is a dish best served with at least 12 pieces of flair.
Impatience is a dish best served right out of the package.
Saudade is a dish best served once and then never again.
Gaudere is a dish you should check on again and again – and yet again – then serve it.
Food Network is a dish best served on Dish Network.
A subpoena is a dish best served with papers.
But you are allowed to pine for it. 
Reverberation is a dish best served dish best served dish best served …
Wait, never mind… I’ll eat it here.
New Age is a dish that’s best served at the fringes of my consciousness.
The Internet is a dish best served with roflsauce.
And how do you think Psychoanalysis should be served?
Sometimes a plate is just a plate.
Gossip is a dish best served by dishing.
Homeopathy is a dish best served divided up onto a hundred different plates.
Godwin’s Law is a dish best served on a plate - just like Hitler ate it.
Literalness is an abstract concept that cannot be served in the manner of a meal.
Perfectionism is a dish that is never best served.
Humiliation is a dish best served in public.
Nerdiness is best served on a server.