Skepticism is a dish best served…why did you give this to me?
Incredulousness is a dish best served with “I can’t believe it’s not butter!”
Perpetual motion is best served again and again and again with no degradation, no degrdation, no dgrdashum, no drgrad…
Procrastination is a dish best served later.
Redundancy is a dish best served redundantly.
Celibacy is a dish best not served.
Frigidity is a dish best served on ice.
Pornography is a dish best served with cream.
Politics is a dish best served under a cover.
Revolution is a dish best served in orbit.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, a dish of procrastination would never get served? 
Adoration is a dish palatable only if served from afar.
Quantum physics is a dish best served both hot and cold at the same time, until you taste it.
Prophecy is a dish best served cryptically.
Lust is a dish best served with nothing but stockings, stilettos and a smile.
Verisimilitude is a dish best served with proof of purchase
Fractions are best served on lunch trays
Uncertainty is a dish best served covered.
Uncertainty is a dish best served, well, let’s say better-served, or maybe I should say usually or often served. . .
A dirty casserole is a dish best served by an overnight soaking.
Schrödinger is a dish best served and not served.
Heisenberg is a dish best served without any measurements.
When Heisenberg is involved: if we know what dish is served, we cannot know when it is best served; while if we know when it is best served we cannot know what dish it is.
Hilarious racism is best served with black people.
One’s favourite dish is best served.
Dadaism is a dish best served purple unicycle.