Brauts are a dish best served when you want them in the wurst way.
Misogyny is a dish best served barefoot and promptly at 5:30, God Damnit, like I told you.
Humor is a dish best served when it tastes funny.
Deep-sea exploration is a dish best served once. In 1960. For 20 minutes.
Enlightenment is a dish best served to the sound of one hand clapping.
Cosmetic surgery is a dish best served with just a tiny slice…
Revolution is a dish best served by surprise.
Hangovers are a dish best served still abed at 2:00pm, quietly…
Tourette syndrome is a dish best fucking cuntface
Narcolepsy is a dish best zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Revolution is a dish best served on a Lazy Susan.
Revolution is a dish best served with a .45.
Hotblack Dessiato is a customer best served at the Restaurant at the End of The Universe.
Bears are animals best served at a distance.
Aliens with acid for blood are creatures best served with nukes from orbit, just to be sure.
Close Encounters of the 3rd kind are best served with shmaltzy music.
Debtors are people best served with writs.
Crime is a dish best served with porridge.
Tennis is a game best served by good servers.
You are best served after a wicked dance maneuver.
Recursion is a dish best served recursively.
A palindrome is a dish best served devres tseb hsid a si emordnilap A
They also serve dishes, who only stand and wait.
404 - Dish Not Served.
Shrooms are a dish best servvvveddddddddd oh wow colorzzzz whee look a glorbat…
Today is a good day to serve Gagh.
A long time lurker, I had to sign up because this one was missed…
Pi, when served, won’t repeat on you.
It’s also a meal that never ends
Curried jacket-potatoes are a dish best served on plates.
According to Southpark, revenge is a dish best served chilly.
Moose stew is a dish best served at a tea party? You betcha!
These three are some of the best. 
Particle physics research is a dish best served ultra-cold.
It is very, very ultra-cold in the Large Hadron Collider.
***Brrr! 
- Og***
Laziness is a dish best served when I get around to it.
Craziness is a dish and shit best served by K to the Z, bitches!
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Unemployment is a dish best served late and in small amounts.
Atonal music is a dish best served on a locked plate without a key. 
Constant interruption is a dish best serv–