Chicken soup is a cold best served.
Scotch is a dish best served old.
Mrs. Robinson is also a dish best served old
An ace is a dish best served.
Hurried is a dish best served with fries.
Is a dish best served by those who only stand and wait?
Pi is a dish best served when you come back.
Minimalism is a dish.
A dish is best served.
Andouillette is a dish best not.
justice is a dish best served blindly…
punishment is a dish best served timely…
Haggis is a dish best not served at all.
Secret Sauce is a dish best served in confidence.
I see what you did there!
Obfuscation is dish best served with substantial and aggregately numerous concatenations of semantic embellishment.
Roasted lolcat is best served with a side of cheezburger.
Obsessive-compulsive disorder is a dish best served after washing your hands. And then washing them again. And then checking the oven three times to make sure you turned it off. And you’d probably better wash your hands after you check the oven.
Freudian slips are a dish best served with a penis. – I mean a cigar. – I mean your mother!
Haggis is a dish best heated over a briskly-burning Englishman 
Insomnia is a dish best served late at night.
Triskaidekaphobia is a dish best served at 1:00 pm.
This thread is a dish best served on “Threadspotting”!!!
My first one!!!
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OCD is a dish best served after thoroughly reseaching the proper portion size, correct serving platter with consideration given to the place the dish will be consumed because sometime a plain white dish does not provide the optimum visual appeal if consumed in baroque surroundings, and polish pottery sometimes contains lead so one must be careful not to poison the guest. Also check numerous sources to see if the dish should be baked, braised, flambe, broiled, slow roasted, smoked, grilled, seared, roughly chopped, pureed or maybe served with a sauce containing tropical, no savory herbs. Perhaps the salt should be a special type of salt that is harvested by Peruvian ant farmers that supplement their meager incomes with salt that they painstakingly augment by trudging up and down the burdonsome paths of life. These are the type of people that might benefit from assistance provided by a generous NGO or other aid organization. Then we may have to consider if the dish might be served on a bed of salt, or ice, or dry ice, but be careful when handling dry ice because if you touch it with bare hands it can cause blisters, which may be painful and require medical attention, be sure to list your allergies when receiving medical attention because a reaction to some medications might be worse than the cure. And don’t forget to serve the dish on teh left to be very correct in your service. Consider hiring a caterer, although that brings up some other issues…
Lutefisk is a dish best served in revenge
Redundancy is a dish best served again, and again, and just one more time, and another one just to be sure. What the heck, once more won’t hurt any one.
Schizophrenia is a dish best served when the dish says so.