Shadowfox
“The dead have risen, and they’re voting Republican!” - Bart Simpson
Ok, so this is not exactly evil but I got tremendous satisfaction out of it. My fiance decided one day that he did not want to marry me and that he wanted to date other people. (We had just come back from picking up our wedding rings at the jeweler’s. We were watching t.v. when he says, “I don’t understand how people commit to each other forever.” and I say,half-joking, “Are you saying you don’t want to get married?” and he says, “Yeah, I guess not. I guess I’ll go stay at mom’s from now on.” {We lived together})
So he takes his clothes and toiletries and says he’ll be back for the other stuff. Over the course of the next six months, he picks up three more things. I am working 50-60 hours a week at a crappy fast food job to pay for an apartment we rented when we had two full time paychecks. So, I took all the money we had saved up for our honeymoon (not a lot, $560) and put it in a new account under my name only and I sold his computer to a friend of mine for $300 (monitor, color printer, all his CD-ROMs, etc) because under the law, he had “abandoned” them for longer than six months after being warned to remove them. I bought lots of new clothes, CDs, movies, a VCR, and other goofy stuff with the money. And since the lease for the apartment and all utilities were under his name, I moved out without telling him, gave his mom’s phone number to the landlord and got on with my life. Okay, so maybe it was a little evil…
I always try to do things in chronological order.
Of course, I’ve done worse but they were illegal so I don’t think I will share!
I always try to do things in chronological order.
Hide the body under an outhouse before using the lime----works for me.
Crystalguy