The “crazy-bitch” thread had me thinking about good, legal, non-violent ways for revenge when you’ve been scorned.
The best revenge I ever got was in college. I was dating a guy who, unbeknownst to me (although I had suspicions), was engaged. His fiancee was pregnant, too. I called him one afternoon and his mother picked up the phone. I had never been introduced to her or anything like that, so she was a little miffed that I was calling her son, him being engaged and all. She told me that he was over at his fiancee’s house! Hmph! Not only was I hurt at what he had been doing, but I was also a little indignant about the attitude his mom took with me - basically, that I was a little slut chasing her wonderful, faithful little boy. So, I packed up everything he had ever given me (cards, jewelry, stuff he had left at my house like t-shirts) and mailed them to his mom’s house, addressed to her. Never heard from any of them again.
Legal, non-violent, and VERY satisfying (even if I don’t know how it turned out).
Any other stories or ideas?