From a review of a motel I stayed at the night before last:
“HOLY CRAP!!! They gave me the most disgusting hotel room I have ever seen in my life! And I travel a TON for work. Ground-in dirt and huge puke stains on the carpet. Dirt and BLOOD on the walls. BED BUGS and RODENT DROPPINGS between the mattress and box spring on BOTH beds. Cigarette ashes on the bedspreads. Clumps of long hairs on the towels. And I have pictures of it ALL.”
My room was “nicer”.
But neither was it the Ritz.