Soupy Sales
Wolfman Jack
Max Headroom
Tripler
The above name was just me ‘signing off’. I’ve never been famous.
Laughing: thing is, he’s still respected. I just can’t seem to place Bobby McFerrin in the same category as Kato Kaelin. Most of the others mentioned have tried to comeback, while McFerrin just doesn’t care.
A distinction the relevance of which escapes me. Either a person is famous, or they aren’t. When McFerrin had a song in the top 40 (top 10?) with a video in heavy rotation on MTV, I suspect he wasn’t biding his time for the day when he could headline in Gainesville.
Penelope Cruz?
Matt Young is one of the few pitchers to ever pitch a no-hitter and lose. Cleveland won, 2-1. Young walked Kenny Lofton twice, who stole second twice, was advanced to third twice, and sacrificed home, twice.
Humpty Hump.
Joey Buttafuoco.
Right Said Fred.
In a few years, we’ll be adding “Steve the ‘Dude, yer gettin’ a Dell’ Guy”.
Jimmy “DY-NO-MITE!” Walker
Uh-uh, Tripler, no way no how.
The Wolfman rocked for a good thirty years that I know of and somewhere he’s still crankin’ ‘em up, spinnin’ ‘em out and howlin’ loud.
If there’s a party in Heaven, Wolfman brought the tunes.
Oh yeah, and my contribution,
That guy who’s wife cut off his pecker. I think he want on the become a porn star. Guess you could say it was a “short” career! 
Remember that Jesus fella, caused a ruckus down Bethlehem way some years back. Ain’t been hearin’ too much 'bout him of late.
Khrystyne Haje.
I admit it, I’ve stayed up late and caught a few “Head of the Class” reruns on Nick at Night. Remember her? She played Simone, the ultra-hot redhead who unfortunately sat at the back of the class, so you didn’t see her nearly often enough.
Mmmm, seeing her again has rekindled that old high-school crush o’ mine…
Satan.
(I mean, you try to get your neighbor’s cow to give curdled milk these days, let alone sell your soul for material wealth!)
Mithra.
Paulie Shore! Thank Og, by the way.
The time: Late '70s.
The man: Raymond J. Johnson Jr. (played by Billy Seluga)
Hey, JOHNSON!
Not exactly in the spirit of this thread, but Arland Williams.
Sheena Easton.
Jessica Hahn.
Grace Jones.
Arsenio Hall.
Richard Moll (Bull on “Night Court”)