RFK Jr Files to Run for President (Dropped Out on August 23, 2024)

The more I read about Junior the more he reminds me of the Rockefeller heir who got eaten by cannibals in New Guinea - too smart for his own good and too insulated from the consequences of his actions to realize when he’s screwing up.

Kristi Noem: You’re not going to believe what happened to my dog…
RFK Jr: Hold my Bear…

It bears repeating.

Next we’ll hear about how he transported the dying bear cub in a car-top carrier. And across state lines to boot.

I mean, to be fair, abandoning a victim at the scene of an accident may be a reflexive hereditary defect he can’t easily overcome.

We’re just going to have to “bear” with him on this.

Too soon!

Og help us… it’s not supposed to be a competition as to who has the weirdest incident in their past.

You both need to go sit and think of what you’ve done.

Maybe he’s trying to out-weird the Trump-Vance team. I think he succeded.

You people all have very twisted senses of humour.

I am proud you let me hang out with you.

The theory now is that the worm is not dead, it just faked his death as he usually does, he is none other than Mr Mind! :slight_smile:

‘I fucked a couch! A COUCH!!! What the fuck do I have to do now…’ JD

You evidently have not been paying close attention to the evolution of the Republican party over the past few decades…

This was only 10 years ago, when he was 60? This is a youthful indiscretion?

There are fewer things weirder that I can think of than being on your way to dinner at one of the best steakhouses in the world, seeing someone run over a bear cub, and thinking to yourself “Hey, free meat!”

In a way, RFK Jr. is really lucky. He has a perfect excuse for anything weird he says or does. “Brain worm!”

How about taking a picture of yourself with your hand in the dead bear’s mouth?

Also: he agrees with me on where he maybe got the worm!

… and, to top it off, having your fly undone in the above picture (you can take my word for it, I’ve done all the zooming-in I’m going to do today.)

The longer this goes on, the more that comes out, the less respect I have for Cheryl Hines for sticking around.

When I first read the story I thought, “Falconry? Really?”

Then I remembered he was a Kennedy.