Who among us hasn’t chainsawed the head from a whale and bungeed it to the roof of our car? Hypocrites.
How dare you. I’ve never bungeed one to the roof of my car.
I think Tulsi Gabbard has endorsed Trump. Really pick off the best and brightest, aren’t they?
I bet she’s standing in for Kamala in debates.
Makes sense!
There’s still a law on the books in Massachusetts penalizing unlawful collecting of beached whale parts. Violators are to be placed in the stocks and pelted at will with rotting fish by outraged citizenry.
Count me in!
Of course not. You have to use ratcheting tie-downs, otherwise that head will go flying off into traffic.
Back and to the left?
I was going to make this exact joke a day ago, but I didn’t know the name of those straps.
Nicole Shanahan, how much did you spend to get this guy on state ballots just a few months ago?
I hope she had fun.
I pictured a student of history running across this cartoon in 2042 and having to search the internets (such as they will be) to figure out what it means.
Per David Pakman’s Youtube channel, Trump just Re-Truthed something about him and RFK Jr being the “strongest anti-establishment ticket”. Sorry JD, looks like you don’t get yours!
Link to Pakman’s video, four minutes of him talking about pros and cons and generally dunking on everyone involved:
Wasn’t weird enough.
Hmmm.
So a friend of mine in California called me tonight to share that she was driving home from an appointment and watched a guy unfurl a massive ‘RFK Jr. for President!’ sign over a freeway overpass.
TODAY.
I wonder what that guy thinks he knows? /s
To be fair, in 2028, RFK Jr will only be 74, which is still younger than the two major candidates were a couple of months ago. So, maybe that person is just getting a head start?
You are delightfully magnanimous! 
Kennedy still on the ballot in Michigan, Wisconsin and North Carolina.
Off the ballot in Pennsylvania, Arizona and Nevada.
Also off the ballot in several non-swingy states.
Like the whale?