Oh, wow! People are gonna have fun with this …
Ride the SLUT, ride the SLUT
To your hut, your ancient hut, baby
The SLUT is long, seven miles
Ride the SLUT… she’s gold, and her seats are sold
You Seattle folks have all the fun.
We’re getting light rail over here, and they want to call it The Wave, and it’s not an acronym.
Where there’s
Always
Vagina
Everyday? Sorry, I’ve got nuthin’.
For the safety of others, all standing passengers are advised to please grab the handrails while riding the SLUT.
Please keep all hands and feet inside the SLUT.
Do not exit the SLUT while it is in motion.
All seats on the front of the SLUT are for the eldery, disabled, or pregnant passengers.
Ride the S.L.U.T.
It’s Cheap. It’s Easy. Anybody Can Ride, Get In Line.
How far will you go with the SLUT?
I’m taking the SLUT downtown, but I’d go around the world if the SLUT would.
How cheap is the ride?
You have to be taller than this to ride the SLUT.
(Is “tram” ever used in the US? Or is that a “commonwealth” word?)
Don’t forget your frequent rider pass sold at a local vendor near you! Ride the S.L.U.T. all you want in 3, 7, or 30 day increments!
Is there something you pull if you want to get off??
The SLUT is free, you might be thinking of the Washington Heights Overland Rail Express. That shit’s like $200/ride!
I hear the Hanover O-train is only like $20.
Trust me: ride the SLUT early and get off before your friends get on.
The SLUT goes all the way.
I hope they don’t change it – that’s just too funny.
I’ve heard the SLUT can fit 8 in the front and 8 in the rear.
I hope they don’t wash the carriages too often.
Everyone loves a dirty SLUT.
You guys have all the sluts on the West Coast, don’t you?
I hope to have my S.L.U.T. t-shirt tomorrow. A co-worker volunteered to make the trip to the coffee shop where the shirts are being sold.
