Rights on the Job

How would you expand reform employment law to protect workers on the job?

Protect them from what?

The guillotine, I suppose…

from limits on restroom time?

Unions. Bigger and stronger. Bless 'em.

La-Z-boy recliners for all!

Also, small furry animals trained to always look cute to relieve tension.

Number One: You have the right not to be killed. Murder is a Crime!