Rise of the Machines: Robots That Can Feel

Why they’re not thinking of sexbots is beyond me.

“Why?? Why was I programmed to feel pain?!”

Well, the suicide booths have to get their customers from somewhere.

Boy are you behind the times…

Does the spine glow?

I don’t see how this is applicable to sexbots. It’s allowing the robot to feel, not you to feel the robot.

And why do the robots smell terrible?

groan

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“I think you should know I’m feeling very depressed.”
I honestly thought this would be about machines having emotions. That’s what I equate with the word “feel.”

Yeah, but it allows the robot to be able to tell exactly how much pressure they’re applying to something. It’d be kind of painful, if a sexbot couldn’t tell exactly how much pressure they were applying to your naughty bits.

Subtitled: Why they’re not thinking of Torture Droids is beyond geeks.