I wonder what her side of the story is…
This thread is greatly enhanced by listening to “Sexy Data Tango” by Voltaire while reading it.
I know, I know, but androids, sexbots, the difference can be negligible at times.
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Anyone who has had sex with my first wife, and there are quite a few, know what it is like to have sex with an emotionless machine.
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Thank you, Mr. Youngman will be here all week!
Wouldn’t a sexbot be uncomfortably similar to, umm, necrophilia? I mean, you’d have to put it somewhere when it’s not in use; somehow “a foot locker” or “the crawlspace” seem appropriate.
[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
In other news, experts predict extinction of human race unless women discover a way of concieving without men
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Turkey basters
[QUOTE=Broomstick]
Turkey basters
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Yes, but how are you going to get the semen? Start a sex bot cleaning service?
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With our luck the sexbots will all be running the Microsoft Dildos XXX operating system, and just like always , will crash or freeze during important work… :mad:
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Just wait until you see what kind of personal information your ‘service provider’ is handing over to the NSA now!
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Just wait until you see what kind of personal information your ‘service provider’ is handing over to the NSA now!
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And at some point, this data will need to be reviewed by a human. This data on every kink, fetish, and perversion that can be conceived of by man and acted out on sexdoll.
Somewhere in Maryland, there is a very junior data analyst is sobbing while reading this thread.
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With our luck the sexbots will all be running the Microsoft Dildos XXX operating system, and just like always , will crash or freeze during important work… :mad:
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Just hope she dosen’t suddenly close any ports before you get your packet out.
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Just hope she dosen’t suddenly close any ports before you get your packet out.
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Would you call the ER or the Geek Squad for that?
They damn well better be ready in five years.
I mean, come on…it’s the 21st century. We have no flying cars, SSTs, or food pills. We haven’t been to the moon for over three decades. There’s still no practical nuclear fusion.
Aside from the high-speed global computer network, so far, the future’s been a complete gyp. It’s about time we started making up for it! :mad:
Though, as a pessimist, I have to wonder which would be worse…finding out that my sexbot had gained self awareness but had suffered in silence through years of unwitting sexual abuse, or the sexbot gaining self awareness and deciding to strangle me the next time I started unwittingly sexually abusing it.
“Ack! Pleas…honestly…gark…didn’t know…would never have…” :eek: :o 
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Actually, I think that the designers will put in a failsafe of a four year life span.
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Isn’t it six years?
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Isn’t it six years?
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Nope. It’s a four year life span, because that’s when they started developing their own emotional response.