Damn. I was hoping to read about a woman getting into a city-spanning brawl with a giant chicken.
Repeatedly.
Finally, something dumber than missing the first question on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire”.
Me too.
I didn’t believe him that the car would really lock you inside, because what a stupid and dangerous “security” feature, but it’s true. I still think/home that there’s a release… somewhere, but I wasn’t able to find it in a few minutes, so I gave up and he let me out.
Ditto to all, including the Nissan.
My father’s van has this but only on the back doors, as child safety locks. You can’t open them from the inside if the car is still running. (So if I’m being dropped off somewhere, and sitting in the back, someone has to go and let me out.)
Almost all 4-door cars have it. That feature can typically be disabled easily. No reason to have it activated if there are no (longer) children in the family.
Yeah, that’s pretty much it.
First, sheep.
Then, voyeurism with wimmenfolk & barnyard fowl.
Ain’t there a specialty website for you, Hal? :D;)
…over to your couch, grabs the remote, changes the channel and asks you to go get it a beer.
FTR, there are three less idiots in Florida. We moved. However, the store down the street got robbed a week ago, the cops met him at his house, he was a local and everyone recognized his truck. Didn’t make national news though.
I heard a tale that the county needed a huge backhoe moved, but the only one licensed to drive it was in the county jail for murder. The local Sheriff yanked him out of jail, had him drive it where it needed to go (by way of the main street of town) and threw his butt back in the pokey when he was done.
You misspelled “orders at swordpoint.”