So I volunteered to feed my friend’s cat. Well, she’s something of a friend, but she’s really the mom of my 8 year old’s good friend. The family went to Europe on Wednesday. So…I went over this afternoon, fed the cat, watered a few plants and fucking locked their key in their motherfucking house! They won’t be back till the second week in August! Fuck, fuck, fuck! And she did NOT leave another key with the elderly neighbors as she said she would.
Now, my husband is at work, but I just dropped my son at his friend’s house. Now these people are lovely people and the dad is a firefighter. So, the mom called him in from being on the way to work and he came back to help me all confident that he could pop a window or something.
The place is locked up like a tomb.
Except there are some windows open on the second floor.
So, the nice firefighter dad tries one window. It’s got those burglar proof things on and will only open an inch.
Well, long story short he climbed in a front window and let me in. But I am so embarrassed and stressed and mortified that he’s now late for work and covered in sweat.
Did I mention my husband works for his wife?
And the first time I cat sat for these other people I set off their burglar alarm?
Just fucking kill me.