I was leaving for work early one morning so I could drop our dog off at the vet hospital by my office for her spaying. I must have been a little nervous for her, because I put her in her bed on the passenger seat, tossed in my purse and keys, and then closed the passenger door to walk around to the driver’s side and get in.
Of course I locked the door.
I locked the dog, the purse, my phone in my purse and my keys in the car. I had one emergency key hidden in the garden shed so I could get in the house. But we don’t have a landline.
I had to get the emergency key, get the in the house, boot up the computer and send my husband a text message (or 10) from the web to his phone.
Boy, was he mad (he works about 40 minutes away) when he came to rescue me. (He has the second set of car keys).
Especially since it wasn’t the first time I locked my keys, purse, and phone in the car and myself out.
I had to buy him a complete set of Star Trek movie DVDs as a thank you honey gift.
I made three sets of spare keys for the car after that to put in the Secret Hiding Place and to keep at the office and to put in a hide-a-key thingee. Of course, as soon as I’d had the three extra sets, the car finally needed more repairs than was worth it and I got a new car.
So I have the new car now, and extra ignition keys are special these days, doncha know, and you can get duplicates, but they open the doors and trunk but don’t start the ignition. $100 for ignition-starting keys.
So the kinda large extra key that at least opens the door has a new place–in my bra. Every single day. Without fail. I tuck it into my bra. If I leave the house, the key is tucked into my bra with me.
So far, I haven’t needed it… But just in case. In my bra.
Yes, sometimes it looks like I have three nipples, but that’s the cost of being proved to be a moron.