RO: This is totally going to kill Bring Your Clock to School Day

I think we can all forgive those in the position of authority, since the Muslims just a few months ago attempted to commit an act of mass murder in a town only 25 minute drive from where the clock controversy occurred.

What has that got to do with a fourteen year old student two counties away?

Since “the Muslims”? So they’re a hive mind now?

You mean, 25 minute drive away? Which, by Texas standards, is next door?

Don’t know whether they’re a hive mind or not, but couple of Muslims did attempt to repeat a Charlie Hebdo massacre on US soil a few months ago. Look it up. They were “offended by the cartoons”.
It happened next door to a town, where this clock controversy erupted.
On a tangentially related note, were Texas gun laws in any way responsible for the fact that these Muslim terrorists were killed, before their murderous plan came to fruition?

Aww… Yogi Berra died!

So by your collectivism logic, since “the Christians” were raping kids and covering up said rapes, we should preemptively fire all Christians working with children.

Don’t be silly Punoqllads, don’t you understand about us and them?

Entirely different cognitive approaches are required for “them”. You can’t bring “us” logic to bear on a “them” situation.

I’m gonna say it was the Dad who hatched this brilliant plan, but I’ll go ahead and give credit to the kid for quarterbacking the situation like a seasoned pro.

He got some short lived notoriety and some cool gizmos out of this so hats off to the family.

On a side note, these crowdfunding scams are becoming a pretty good way to score substantial loot from idiots. The black waitress who forged the racist note was a classic. Then a lesbian waitress spun it to her advantage as well.

I can’t wait to see more gofraudme stories in the media. This shit is pathetic but also strangely entertaining at the same time.

Either way, why does a 14 year old kid get judged for what someone else did?

You mean like the guy arrested last week for spray-painting his own truck, blaming it on Black Lives Matter? That kind of scam?

Rank amateurs. If they had any skill, they could have cleverly manipulated the restaurant management into detaining them for being black/lesbian and then manipulated the police into arresting them. Think of the payout!

Exactly

Problem with that dude is he’s an idiot for thinking the media would even give a shit if the story was true. Dude would’ve been demonized for letting his whiteness sicktate a group of aspiring rappers.

No shit!

I imagine there’s a clever black muslim handicapped lesbian out there who is going to reap millions off the endless apologists with a few extra bucks in their pocket.

This ‘self identifying’ thing seems to be picking up steam. Maybe I’m not as shit out of luck as it seems…

The problem isn’t that you’re unlucky. The problem is that you’re you. No matter how you change your identity, you’ll still be you, and that’s gonna suck.

Sadly, you’re right.

Being a middle-class straight white male in this country pretty much ensures I’m the root of all that is evil in the world.

No food stamps or section 8 housing for me, dang it :frowning:

Man, I’m a middle class straight white male and I’ve got to say it’s pretty sweet. You must be middle class straight white male-ing wrong if you’re having trouble with it. If you can’t manage to get by as a middle class straight white male, you’re NEVER going to make it as anything else.

Well, maybe an upper class straight white male if you need an even easier ride.

No, it’s going pretty good for me as well. It does suck that I have to actually work for my shiny toys though. I can’t help but think if I had a bit more of a tan or gay it would be easier to get free shit.

Guess I’ll just have to learn to do without handouts…

You’re really struggling with this whole “us” and “them” thing aren’t you? This guy is clearly an “us” and doesn’t count.

So now you’ve upped the ante to racist prick?