Robber turned sex slave....

I think rape is more traumatic for women than men because generally speaking men are physically stronger than women, and that there is generally no penetration with female-on-male rape. I am referring here to rape of men by women, not by other men. That is a different story.

Dear Pravda,

I never theenk it could heppen to me…

Um… upgrade?

Sounds like something Lora Leigh might write..

“Victor first went to the hospital to treat his swollen testicles”

“…and fed ***nothing but ***Viagra.”

That would be a fake.

I am very skeptical about this “report” because it’s in The Sun, which does not have a good record for accurate reporting.

However, the San Antonio Express-News (Texas) reported that Alex Gutierrez entered the “Avalon Hair Design and Spa” with the intention of robbing it. Owner and stylist Andrea Hayden got the better of him, hand-cuffed him to a sink drain pipe, force-fed him Cialis and used him as a sex slave over the recent Fourth of July weekend.

San Antonio, Texas is a real city. The SAEN is a real newspaper. Alex Gutierrez was convicted of armed robbery. The “Avalon Hair Design and Spa” is a real salon. Andrea Hayden is a real hair stylist. “Cialis” is a real drug and was developed to treat Erectile Dysfunction in men. The most recent “Fourth of July” weekend was a long one due to the 4th falling on a Monday.

Except…Gutierrez did not rob a hair salon and the crime was committed last year. Ms. Hayden doesn’t own or work at Avalon. Ms Hayden’s salon has never been robbed. Ms Hayden has never force-fed anybody anything and her long-time “sex slave” is her husband.

Hey, maybe I have what it takes to write for The Sun and other tabloids like it?

I would like to end on a serious note. [soapbox]IMO and IME rape is not a laughing matter. If a woman rapes a man, she should be prosecuted as thoroughly and as diligently as are those men who are accused of raping women.[/soapbox]

Not even clown-on-clown rape?

Does anyone think this will be the guy’s last burglary?

Can a blind man truly rape a mime?

Isn’t this one of Rupert Murdoch’s newspapers? :dubious:

His maybe, but I’ve been looking for a new career.

:smiley:

I read that story too and felt that we got only half the story. Both parties were arrested. Both parties are suing each other. I don’t know who to believe.

Would a man resist such tactics?
Would a man tell anybody about such an event?

My deepest and most sincere thanks for the best laugh I have had all week!!!

I can just imagine the note for help he might have written:

“Natasha! Пошлите помощь! Избеубежать от лосей и завихряться…”


“Natasha! Send Help! Must escape from Mousse and Swirl…”

:D:D:D

I keep scrolling past this thread, reading the title as “Robot turned sex slave…” and thinking, so what? I kinda wish I had stuck with my first impression; that’s a horrible story and almost certainly fake.

So is the San Antonio Express-News. :eek:

[Yakov Smirnoff] “In post-Soviet Russia . . .” [/YS]

I’m thinking Charlaine Harris.

And the hairdresser did real bad things to him.

AFAIK there just isn’t enough research on (adult) female-on-(adult)-male rape to draw any kind of conculsion. And I shouldn’t have to point out that it’s perfectly possible for a woman to sexually penetrate a man with a dildo/vibrator/fake penis/etc against his will.