Robin Hartl NOT on Hometime!!!?? NO....

[Marine_One]

Why is life worth living now?

Never again shall I watch her drywall or plumb or build a deck.
No more nailing windows or visiting hardware stores with her.

And who is this Miriam Johnson slut??? REPLACE Robin!!! HA!!!
I think not!!

Many times we have both laughed with joy on a completed kitchen sink replacement or shower head adjustment.

And she was going to be my bride…

[Robot_Arm]

I haven’t seen Hometime for a while, I’ll have to assume the local PBS station dropped it in protest. Damn.

We’ll just have to get by with that ladder infomercial.

I’ve never fought with a helicopter over a woman before, but there’s a first time for everything.