Rock n rollers who never screwed groupies?!

[QUOTE=Argent Towers]
Brian May of Queen was apparently not a partier. According to that page, he avoided drugs or alcohol, was a nonsmoker, and was not sexually promiscuous.
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That’s OK. Freddie brought the average up.

John Deacon, bassist of Queen, was listed on the first album as ‘Deacon John’ because he was such a straight edge.

Pat Boone?

[QUOTE=foolsguinea]
I worked security at a TMBG concert, & they didn’t even sign autographs. It’s like they get all of their extroversive tendencies out on stage, then turn back into introverts immediately.
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Last time I saw them, I got autographs :slight_smile: Truly. They were very nice.

The Osmonds. :smiley:

[QUOTE=foolsguinea]
I’ve heard that Queensryche, at least by about 10 years into their career as a major metal band, were considered really boring by bands they toured with, because they didn’t try to party after shows. Of course, that may have come with a little age.
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I am going to call slight BS on this - I have met Queenscryche, both backstage and the night before the concert, while perhaps they were not Metallica or Motley Crue, they were not choirboys.

Although they were very nice guys.

[QUOTE=Aeschines]
Q3: And I read a Morissey interview in which he said that just because you’re famous that doesn’t mean that anyone wants to sleep with you. Is it a myth that you can always screw something if you’re a rock star?!
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It’s clearly not the case for Morrissey - he’s surely increased his shaggable fanbase over the years with his ‘ambiguous’ sexual inclination. I’d say that quote is something he’d say ‘in character’. You can’t have someone sing of solitude and misery and take them seriously if they are well known for successful sexual adventures.

[QUOTE=don’t ask]
Alice Cooper, the most suburban rocker of all time.
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I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Graham Norton’s program and he described how when he got to Hollywood, he made a point of meeting and spending time with some of the old-time Hollywood types. I think he mentioned Errol Flynn and Groucho Marx. I thought that was a totally cool thing to do.

Pat Boone?

[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Pat Boone?
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Apologies to BMalion! Did not see that in time. :smack:

[QUOTE=Dewey Finn]
I remember seeing Alice Cooper on Graham Norton’s program and he described how when he got to Hollywood, he made a point of meeting and spending time with some of the old-time Hollywood types. I think he mentioned Errol Flynn and Groucho Marx. I thought that was a totally cool thing to do.
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Not Errol - he died when Alice was eleven. He did hang out with Groucho though, and has some very cool stories.

FYI, Alice and his wife Sheryl have been married since March 20, ‘76. He makes a huge point of never having cheated. They’ve got three kids, Calico, Dash and Sonora and still go on "dates’ together. Matter of fact, Alice is downright sappy about Sheryl - it’s totally sweet!

zoogirl, resident Sickthing.

[QUOTE=Siam Sam]
Pat Boone?
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I don’t know about groupies, but Pat has admitted being unfaithful before rededicating himself in his Christian faith.

I heard that the guys in CCR kicked a drunk, horny chick off their tour bus once. That’s very anti-rockstar behavior.

[QUOTE=zoogirl]
Not Errol - he died when Alice was eleven. He did hang out with Groucho though, and has some very cool stories.

FYI, Alice and his wife Sheryl have been married since March 20, ‘76. He makes a huge point of never having cheated. They’ve got three kids, Calico, Dash and Sonora and still go on "dates’ together. Matter of fact, Alice is downright sappy about Sheryl - it’s totally sweet!

zoogirl, resident Sickthing.
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Vincent Price was his big buddy and did some voice overs for some songs.

[QUOTE=FriarTed]
I don’t know about groupies, but Pat has admitted being unfaithful before rededicating himself in his Christian faith.
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Eeeeewwwww.

[QUOTE=astorian]
…and Jagger and Richards coming up the rear.
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The 14-year-old locker room kid inside me chuckled at this.

Then he embarassed himself by trying to breakdance between classes wearing parachute pants and a slim leather necktie.

[QUOTE=vivalostwages]
I don’t think U2 is known for sexual escapades with groupies.
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I vaguely recall an incident where Adam Clayton (the scary-looking one) forfeited his engagement to Naomi Campbell after a booze-and-hookers binge. Probably for the best.

What’d be the point? :wink:

To quote Mick Shrimpton of Spinal Tap, “As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”

[QUOTE=Eonwe]
To quote Mick Shrimpton of Spinal Tap, “As long as there’s, you know, sex and drugs, I can do without the rock and roll.”
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And you saw what happened to him!

Anybody remember the Plaster Casters? Let’s face it, there’s some serious opportunities out there for rock stars. It’s probably just a matter of not dodging when women throw themselves at you.

[QUOTE=Krokodil]
I vaguely recall an incident where Adam Clayton (the scary-looking one) forfeited his engagement to Naomi Campbell after a booze-and-hookers binge. Probably for the best.
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What, because she wasn’t invited?