Roll call!

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m Brian, and so’s my wife.

22

All right, who forgot to replace the toilet paper? Who?

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I replaced it a few hours ago. Is it out again already?

Okay, who has the trots?

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QFT. I spent my life trying to get here, and when I finally got here, there’s no here here!

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Roll call?

Croissant!

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Here.

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I’m here, but obviously not all there.

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Now I want a Kaiser roll with poppy seeds.

I miss NJ delis.

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don’t ask

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Rowan Atkinson is doing the roll call - here!

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Charle Wayne ready for duty!

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I am here, as well. Not that it matters.

33

Don’t ask about what?
:wink:

34

The “rio” used to be the Russian River but now it’s the Cosumnes (rhymes with Tuolomne) River. I’m eroded.

35

I’m baa-aaa-ack.

And/or

Here’s Johnny!!!

Sorry about the door.

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504 GATEWAY TIMEOUT

Apparently I’m not really there, but I am here!

Wherever here is.

I blame Schrodinger.

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Yes, but are we here now?

– wait a minute, that’s then. Is it now now? How about now?

38

Stalin! In the Lubyanka!

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I’m here. At least, I think I am.

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I think I’ll have my sandwich on a kaiser (roll)