Roll out the barrel - Jenna and Barbara Bush turn 21!

[astro]

Make theirs a double - Twins turn 21

It’s time to party ladies!

Cheers to the Bush twins, who turn 21 tomorrow and can finally throw away their fake IDs.

Jenna and Barbara Bush, whose hijinx have given their presidential father headaches, will finally reach legal age and can have a cocktail without worrying about the cops.

The fraternal twins — Jenna is a sophomore at the University of Texas, Barbara is at Yale — are planning a huge party at the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas.

[TwistofFate]

Bush daughters federally-protected wetlands now open for public drilling.

[SCSimmons]

So now, there’ll be no more worries about minor in possession charges-just public intoxication and drunk & disorderly. Woo-hoo!

[DoctorJ]

The fraternal twins — Jenna is a sophomore at the University of Texas, Barbara is at Yale — are planning a huge party at the Bush ranch in Crawford, Texas.

I’m there, dude. There’s gonna be a keg, right?

Dr. J

[Coldfire]

Good! Now, they can finally address the real issues in the White House, like Dubya’s cocaine addiction, and the fact that he can’t spell chihua- er… chiwaw-…

Lemme get back to you on that one.