Roller Derby

Okay. We all know (or should know) that professional wrestling is choreographed. (note how I’ve avoided fightin’ words like “fake”)

What about Roller Derby?

Are you asking “Is it choreographed?”
No. It’s faked.

In the good olde days ™ Roller Derby was indeed faked. The fights especially.

Proof: Most roller derby arenas have only two locker rooms. The men on both teams share one, the women another. There has never been an instance of a fight in the locker rooms.

I used to always watch the real roller derby (not that new roller jazz show) I always thought it was real until my mom told me otherwise. Although I still think that roller derby is real, Roller Jazz doesn’t look real.


Formerly known as Nec3f on the AOL SDMB

Go, go, go, Philly Warriors! Went to see 'em once at the old Civic Center near the U Penn campus. They had better food that at the Vet.