Romantic-comedy characters who did (and did not) stay together after the story ended.

This actually happened on the show, their marriage only lasted about three months.

I don’t remember exactly what happened with Rory and Logan, probably because I never liked them as a couple to begin with, but IIRC they had also split up by the end of the series.

Unless they become serial killers together until they finally die in a firefight with the cops at some roadsite motel in rural Texas.

Ok well, a one sided firefight as the Texas Rangers blast the fuck out of the place while they run around inside going “what do we do, what do we do” until they collapse from their wounds.

Wilma will eventually toss Fred out for being such a pig, but Barney and Betty are forever.

Dudley Do Right won’t be able to keep Nell sexually satisfied. Fortunately, Horse will.

After spending some time in prison on a trumped up statutory rape charge, Yogi and will be reunited with Booboo.

Boris and Natasha are forever.

Holling and Shelly outlive their great grandchildren, still together and head over heels.

On that note, Mickie and Mallory of Natural Born Killers stay together, and will kill again.

This is canon since the movie ends with a flash forward ten years into the future.

Aha, you’re right I’d blacked out the last half of the last season from my memory some how.

Alternate universe Rose and humanned Doctor. Til Time itself is destroyed. Or, at least 60 yrs. Oh wait, that’s actually when Time IS destroyed. Carry on …

I would have given them 5 years at the most. More likely 2.

I guess this also tells you how much I paid attention to the movie the first time, but I saw When Harry Met Sally a couple of weeks ago and until I saw the last scene, I was convinced they didn’t get back together. Their jealousies and jerkish behavior are a lot more believable than their reunion at the end. It’s a tacked-on Hollywood ending, so I find it easy to believe they didn’t last that long. (If it wasn’t already obvious, I’m not a fan of the movie to begin with.)

Come on, it’s all just a fantasy.

We both know she’d never leave Fred.

Richard Gere and the hooker last exactly 20 orgasms.

The parents trapped in The Parent Trap stay trapped until at least the kids go to college.

The princess bride and the dred pirate live in eternal bliss even after death.

His? Or hers?

His, of course. Like she’d give up a millionaire john/husband.

Counting his – if he keeps properly hydrated, they could be done in less than a week. But as a whore who’s probably learned to de-sensitize herself during the act, her 20 orgasms could take them… the rest of her life. Her next orgasm could could take them that long. :stuck_out_tongue:

Ralph and Alice, Norton and Trixie - Forever
Lucy and Ricky - just like Real life, divorced but best friends for life
Ward and June - June dumps Ward for Eddie Haskell (the LitB remake in the 80’s were pure fiction)
Mike and Carol - Mike comes out of closet and Carol walks out on him.
Gomez and Morticia - Pure lust keeps this marriage hot.

First tome I read this, I read Gomer. Ooh, Gomer Pyle and Morticia, that could be the funniest sitcom EVER!

Ya think?! How long can Ralph and Norton deny their love?!