From CNN:
Oh, dear, as Her Majesty might say.
Was it Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick?
Well considering that Prince Harry has practically admitted to being a whore, I have no doubt it’s him.
Also rumoured to be hoovering up a fat line of gack, too.
My usual gossipy newsletters are letting me down, here, sadly. The writers must be too afraid of having a mysterious car crash in a tunnel, no doubt.
I’d imagine it’s one of the younger ones? You never know, though.
Harry’s certainly enough of a pillock to have somebody film it without thinking ‘oh, this might not be such a good idea’. Remember the Nazi uniform?
Translate into American English?
It’s apparently not a high-profile member of the family, according to 5Live news. Viscount Linley? Peter Philips? Freddie Windsor? I’m betting on the last one.
Snorting cocaine.
Wait, where is Colonel Mustard putting that candlestick?
I wonder what counts as ‘not high-profile’. Even Eugenie is 17 now…
Ah, I had assumed the royal person was the blow-ee.
Anyone on this list engage anyone’s tittilation gland?
Not I.
Methinks somebody was having a bit of fun finding some godawful photos. Can’t blame them. Zara Phillips can look alright, when the horsey teeth aren’t dominating her face…
Doesn’t Lord Frederick prefer the company of gentlemen? 
Sarah Ferguson and daughters are the lookers in the family.
Bottom of barrel, meet scraper.
Well, obviously if it had to do with fellatio, there was candlestick involved.
I’m guessing on this side of the pond we call it “blow”, since we do use the term “hoover”. I’m hoping it’s Beatrice, she’s quite the looker!
I don’t know about her daughters but Fergie? Face like a horse and a bray like an ass. And an ass like a …
On the learning something new front, I didn’t realize that Philip is only 476 heartbeats away from sitting on the throne himself. That’s quite some list.
Actually it’s not at all unusal for the royal consort to be in line for the throne given all the [del]incest[/del] interbreeding customary among royal families.