The royal wedding is almost upon us. So, what’s the most outrageous stunt the royal couple could pull in front of the world’s assembled cameras?
- Have Kate fit William with a golden prince albert during the exchanging of the rings ceremony?
- Put queenie and prince Charlie in a headlock until they both agree to abdicate?
- Arrive for the ceremony dressed-up as gestapo or in bondage gear?
- Consumate the marriage on the roof of the royal carriage as it trundles down whitehall?
Prince William looks a bit like a posh version of one of my cousins, so I don’t find it difficult to imagine any of these.