I always wonder about Dopers who omit their location from their profile. Hey, look up there–I admit to coming from Houston!
So’s stupidity.
The short answer as to why I wouldn’t want to get rid of the monarchy is, it works. Sure, if a new country started up, a monarchy would be a ridiculous idea, but at the moment it’s working here, and getting rid of it just for the sake of it seems pointless. And, for that matter, expensive.
Oh, and as Miller said, OP, you are indeed a fucking moron.
The concept of royalty is absurd, but no more absurd than any other form of celebrity worship.
Well aren’t you fucking special.
Well, at least he’s not some backwards asshat from who knows where!
or she
In an effort to provide some food for thought for our OP, even though I expect it to be hopeless:
There are royals who have been absolutely vital for the good political health of their nations.
You might want to read up on the reign of Juan Carlos I of Spain, and explain to me why the man who oversaw the transition from Franco’s dictatorship to a modern and stable democracy shouldn’t be respected?
Another example you might want to consider is the Japanese Emperor. Without trying to whitewash Hirohito, it is a fact that it was the actions and speech of the Emperor in 1945 that stepped the Japanese back from a national dedication to a scorched earth defense that would have beggared what the Russians did in front of the Wehrmacht. Further, the Imperial Family’s continuity as a symbolic head of the nation seems likely to have been one of the larger factors preventing post-war Japanese society from falling into the sort of chaos that we can see today in Afghanistan and Iraq.
When you go around throwing out blanket condemnations of an institution, without even specifying a single case, you make your already weak thesis laughable. When that blanket condemnation is only possible if one ignores some of the real contributions that modern monarchies have made.
Anarchy kills.
If a monarchy is capable of fostering stability in a nation in rough times, it is more than simply bio-waste.
(Or was the OP of the opinion that the only surviving Monarchy in today’s world is that in England?)
I’m just shocked that no royalists are alerting the masses to the joy and satisfaction they’ve gained from royal-cooch-worship. I mean, damn, as far as I ever knew, nobody’s seen HER cooch since… wait, how old is Prince Charlie again? 60something? So yeah… I was thinking cooch under serious wraps there.
If people are getting regular worshipful access to royal hoochie, that means I’m missing out, cause I sure as snot don’t want to see Hillary’s or Obama’s. Yeck. Besides, since they aren’t royalty themselves, how do we even know they HAVE any themselves? I don’t want to find out, personally.
That’s it. I’m moving to England.
She! And you’re replying to somebody who put “Kulifornia” in his/her profile. Hey, I thought Texas schools were bad!
English, on the other hand, has not advanced enough to parse the OP.
The incomprehensible first post has made me subscribe to this thread to figure out where Naxos’ brain is at.
As for why the Royalty is still around…it works. They provide a touch of class (real or imagined) and are dignitaries for their countries (we are talking about democratic countries that have a monarchy and not full-on monarchy here). Royalty has always been hereditary so it’s fine (and cheap!) to let that continue. It saves the President (or Prime Minister what have you) from having to do quite as much in terms of diplomacy (after all, who would you rather have at your function, the PM or the Queen?).
Also, it would be quite a pain in the butt to change the current parliamentary system (both in the UK and here in Canada) which is theoretically based on approval by a sovereign.
It was a situation where the comment and username just posed too much of a temptation.
I think he means that it should go “rock, paper, scissors, lizard, Spock, pussy.”
He has three younger siblings though, and Edward’s not even fifty yet.
See? Sneaky bastards even have extra princes laying around that no one* knows about!
*by which I mean me, who has near-on utter ignorance of everything involving royalty and English politics.
The sole fact that reality even exists…
That reminds me of that no-legged hooker I picked up in Reno.
I will admit to a) having no fucking idea what the OP is on about, and ii) laughing my ass off at the mental image Monkey provided.
Dude. Give it up. You lost already. Reality is real. Get used to it.
If I’m tilting at this windmill, and you’re trying to inject reason into my efforts, does that make you my Sancho Panza?
Get the horses!