I would like to disagree.
Preferably while finding out what it’s like to be dominated by a vagina.
Not just any vagina. A *royal *vagina.
I am willing to make the sacrifice by performing scientific experiments with normal vaginas. Then I will work my way up to royalty.
I for one adore the Queen’s genitals.
I don’t suppose I’ve mentioned the time I had high tea with the Queen’s genitals. That was a day to remember, let me tell you.
Oh, the way her pinkie points out!
“The Queen’s Genitals” sounds like the name of a particularly unpleasant pub.
Her Majesty’s Most Sacred Person, Fountain of Honour, Defender of Faith, Supreme Governor of the Church of England, Sovereign of the Most Noble Order of the Garter
Oh, yes, one day. 
:o
Ah, she’s a squirter! I did not know that.
It’s the sequel to “The King’s Speech”. A young Queen Elizabeth* suffers from a vaginal defect that causes her terrible embarrassment (it being the 60’s, swinging London, etc) until she begins treatment with a decidedly unconventional therapist**.
- played by Tera Patrick.
** played by Ron Jeremy
Most guys I know spend the first 9 months of their lives trying to get out of it and then the rest of their lives trying to get back in.
I, for one, worship all female genitals equally. I’m one of those pussy democrats the right wing always talks about.
Actually, the Queens Genitals had one song that made it into the top 100, mostly driven by strong regional sales in the Birmingham region.
After the untimely death of drummer Niles Snifferton in an unfortunate Taffy-pulling accident the remaining members split up for a while before forming the Royal Vaginas, a primarily punk-salsa-blues trio.
No, No, don’t thank me.
There’s a much classier place called The Queen’s Pudenda.
I for one would be happy to be dominated by Duchess Kate’s genitals. As for what comes out of her genitals, well, if she pops out a kid who looks like her father-in-law, all bets are off.
That makes royalty sound like something you can get superpowers from by being exposed to it.
Unless you’re one of the unlucky hideous mutants, that is.
Perhaps if you didn’t come across as such a douche bag in the OP it might have worked.
Titles? Royal genitals have their own titles?!
You never heard of the Rod of Lordly Might? If you press it right, it extends!
I call mine Sir Simba sometimes.