Mine prefers Sir Nigel Dorking, Duke of Suffolk county.
I love it when we drive away nutcases with mockery.
My nutcase, incidentally, is called “Sir Lord Admiral Wrinkleysack, Esq.”
And why would you want to? Think of all the lost jobs at the Daily Mirror!
What happens when you press it left?
That’s the Flaming Longsword +1 function. Useful, but not usually recommended for first dates.
It would seam the royal genitals have made an impression elsewhere too. These apparently were left on a privates plane where she was headed to a Chile reception.
There are a lot of decaffeinated brands on the market today that are just as tasty as the real thing.
Decaffeinated royal genitals? I’ll have to give that a try.
What do privates get paid in the British Army? And what did Her Majesty do to deserve a chilly reception?
Wasn’t there a big media blitz when Diana was photographed wearing a white skirt without a slip years and years ago?
Is that the one you left hanging?
Now that is funny.
Well for one I am flattered you took the time to look at my profile it makes me feel special. Second since this is a site for fighting ignorance let me fight some of yours. I guess you haven’t gotten the word yet but “Kulifornia” is now the proper pronunciation for “California”. The Govenator said so and I don’t think you want to mess around with The Govenator.
I first read this as: “Titties? Royal genitals have their own titties?” and thought, “Well of course they do. That’s why people worship them.”
No, all monarchy is a mental disease that has spread to a whole society, with the still curiously unrelenting need of people to be dominated and be told to worship a specific person’s sexual product.
A lot of lower life forms behave that way. Given the capability of a human to examine their own behavior and choose a generally accepted moral path of action, the insistence of being a willful serf is a mental disease of the worst kind.
Oh, lighten up, Francis. I don’t see a whole lot of folks in this thread worshiping royalty; do you?
I think he’s secretly masturbating every time he talks about worshiping genitals.
Well, yes. But then that’s where El_Kabong gets it wrong. We are all participating in this thread merely so we have an excuse to read about and hence masturbate over HRH’s genitals, aren’t we? I know I am. Wait, we all are, aren’t we?
Aren’t we?
Shit. Just me and Naxos?
Damn.
Of course. Monarchy is based on the Circle Jerk; The Queen is the slice of bread and/or submissive Asian chick in the center. It pains me that most people don’t know the basis of the various forms of government. I have compiled a short list below.
Monarchy = Circle Jerk / Bukake
Democracy = menage a trois
Fascism = Cleveland Steamer
Communism = Dirty Sanchez
This should really be taught in Civics class more.
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A lot of lower life forms behave that way. Given the capability of a human to examine their own behavior and choose a generally accepted moral path of action, the insistence of being a willful serf is a mental disease of the worst kind.
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No, the default path of action choice is looking out for your own self interest. (Your self interest may be in protecting loved ones, but it’s still self interest.)
Oh yes, I’d forgotten about all the vagina-worship that those amoebas and bacterias get up to.
Those dirty cooch-worshiping lower life forms may be on your kitchen counter RIGHT NOW getting some serf love going! RUN!! Protect your sanity!!