I just want to know the basic rules of Rugby. The scrum for starters…
Rugby league or rugby union ?
We play both out here, but league is bigger in Australia.
Why don’t yer … use the damn Internet ?
Go to Google, type in ‘Rules of Rubgy’ and voila !
You might even find more under ‘Rules of Rugby’ … where’s the damn coffee …
Perhaps we should get this post moved to Great Debates and hijack it to a discussion of the relative merits of Union and League and see how quickly it goes to the Pit! 
I find both codes boring, but hey … 
It’s pretty easy. On each side, two guys try to push four guys up the arses of three guys, using the opponents’ three guys as a brace.
This site lists the laws of the rugby union and hsa weekly discussion of their application each week.
See law 20 for all you ever wanted to know about scrums.