More of a dumb mondegreen from childhood that I didn’t feel right putting in the concurrent Jim Croce thread, but - hearing “Operator” through static-y, quiet department store speakers made me go “A burrito, a burrito, will you…” (Pardon the slight derail.)
Meatloaf’s’s lyric:
I want you, X2
I need you, X2
But there ain’t no way I’m ever gonna love you,
So don’t be sad X2,
'Cuz two outa three ain’t bad.
Well, actually, it still is the short end of the stick, Marvin. Not that you’d be high on most dating lists, yourself, anyway.