"Rules" - what a fucking joke

Just to be a dork, I looked up “Hive mind” in a google newsgroups search. the earliest instance of it I could find was
here .
It is mentioned twice that year, and only sporaticaly throughout the next ten years, and then only in talk of incects or religious groups. In 1991 you start to get mentions of the hive mind as it relates to the Borg. You also get a few references to the Net as a hive mind, but none that I could find that were using it disparagingly as our pal here has. In 1992 this post comes tantalizingly close, but doesn’t quite make it. in 1994 This post refers to some kind of homosexual hive mind. Must remember to ask Esprix about that.

I think this post is the earliest use of “hive mind” as our pal used it, but then I grow weary of looking at all these things, and my judgement might be off.

particlewill, who had way too much time on his hands this morning.

Card-playing analogy! I love it! :smiley:

We of the hive encourage dorkdom. Thus the following:

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I got you beat by about a month: Also from soc.singles, I give you this.

I got it by doing “hivemind” instead of “hive mind”.

I really thought it came out of rec.arts.sf.written, but since yours and mine were both soc.singles, I was obviously wrong.

A first! :eek:

:wink:

Fenris

And then there’s always the article about real “hive mind” with ants and bees by Cap’n Cecil.

What does this have to do with our friend Ukrates? Well, in breaking away from the SDMB “Hive Mind”, doesn’t he make himself dumber by tens of thousands of times? :smiley:

Now there’s a scary thought. A dumber Uekte.

Just trying to pump my post count :wink: ,

Creffie

In the other thread (“fuckface”), he claimed to have received e-mails from members who agreed with him but were too afraid to challenge the Collective. Naturally, they wanted to remain anonymous.:rolleyes:

Exactly, and this moaner is a lightweight who needs a lesson or two. USENET is the perfect Luser re-education tool for whiney 6tgh graders who complain about mods. Two days and he’d be crying to net-abuse groups and will be told to sod off. After that he’s somebody’s chew toy. He wouldn’t last three days, and would either learn life lessons or hide in fear from message forums ever again.

C’mon, Uekte, come back and play! Or are you still in shock that I’m a woman, lol?

The first rule of the Homosexual Hive Mind is never talk about the Homosexual Hive Mind.

Esprix

“People support me in email” _ The ultimate cry of a net-kook or whiner. If I made unpopular opinions and got support just in email, I’d say I had the support of cowards, at best.

Of course, the OP is just making these supporters up.

I bow to your superior Google KungFu. But then I knew that the Mighty Fenris is a force to be reconed with!

particlewill, now returning to alt.binaries, from whence he came. (No wait, that sounded rather nasty, didn’t it.)

oh, and Uekte is a fuckface. What does Uekte mean anyway? I put that into Google and got a load of dutch(?) language pages…

Never mind. I think Smack Fu ansewred my last question in the other “Uekte is a fuckface” thread. How oddly appropriate…

Time to play the odds people

He’ll be back - Even
He’ll make another post about old people - Even
He’ll get another warning - Even
He’ll be banned - Even
He’s a troll - 2-1
He’ll be back in this thread - 2-1
He’ll mention Hitler and the Nazis again - 3-1
He’ll be back within 24 hours - 4-1
He’ll be banned because of another whiny-ass thread in the wrong forum - 5-1
He’ll be back in this thread within 24 hours - 5-1
He’ll be banned because of a post in this thread - 7-1
He’ll post something intelligent - 1-15,000
He’ll apologize - 1-650,000,000,000

Well, they certainly have their share of “queens” ::rimshot::

Whoa, didn’t see that when I wrote my previous post. I was personally called a member of Hitler’s SS. That gives me a nice tingly feeling all over, much like an orgasm, but not sexual.

Oh, and ever heard of Godwin’s Law? Way to fuck it up, bucko.

That’s because all of us…I mean all of those who agree with Weak Tea are afraid that all of the SDMB brown-shirted goose-stepping borg will rain holy hell over our…I mean their lives from afar. So we’re…they’re (dammit, I’ll get it right eventually) planning an alternate ultra-secret organization to counteract the SDMB, AARP and the Mason and Illuminatis while we’re at it. Fortunately, we…they have the $cientoligists and Jack Chick on our side.

Weep for your…our future.

I am the Homosexual Borg Queen… and I am fabulous!

Esprix

Coo Coo Ca Chew

Accused of being a sock/sock puppet? Someone fill me in, what does this mean?

Dramatically leaving AGAIN, eh Uekte? We really should consider putting a lock on the Exit.

::Dooku lights up a cigar in the faint hope that his work is, finally, done here::

Norwegian, actually. A quick search for an online translator tells us:


**Norwegian             English** 
*uekte                 false, bastard, insincere*

Hmmm…