Your basic white is good. It can show the smudges of redemption. It can be the backdrop for flames. What would you choose?
Well, traditional for riding someone on a rail is to strip them, then tar and feather them or strip them then beat them. Your choice. Maybe the tar and feathers would be warmer in winter?
I opted for jodhpurs. The extra padding in the saddle region helps prevent chafing and splinters.
Baggy overalls and a hat like George “Goober” Lindsay wore on Mayberry RFD.
Body bag. The only way you’re gonna get rid of me is to kill me. And not gonna die alone.
Assless chaps. Because fuck you, that’s why.
Whenever I’m run out of town on a rail, I always wear hot pants and a feather boa. I have never however, been run out of town on a stick. It is beneath me!