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Well first of all, thanks for the thread! Spectacular. Both of you are much too bright to be doing any home handiwork, and hey, that’s why it’s such a good thread.
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Thank you! Ummm, I think…
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
As you are aware, when cable guys (who have the same problem of post-construction cable distribution) have this sort of general problem, they solve it by running cable on the outside of an exterior wall. I assume you have already rejected that solution.
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Dear God in Heaven, yes.
The very fact that it is the solution of choice for cable guys is prima facie evidence that it is the lowest, meanest, shoddiest solution to the problem. I can’t count the number of friends and acquaintances who’ve said “I love my new cable/DLS/FIOS, but the way the installer just ran the cable down the house really sucks.”
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In particular, if Romex is code in your area, pay attention to where the outlets are because there will be no conduit to deflect the bit.
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I always assume that the wiring is easily penetrable, and that extreme caution is required. For example, to make the initial cut into the wall, I used a utility knife set to about the depth of drywall to get into it without cutting past, used the small hole to verify it was safe to cut there, then used a drywall saw to widen the hole.
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Of secondary consideration is PVC plumbing, which should definitely not be in an outside wall unless it’s a vent pipe.
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Excellent thought. I had not specifically woried about that, but I do know where all the PVC vents are, because they come up into the attic. I suppose drilling into one and venting sewage smell into the bedroom might cause some… strife.
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
Still, be careful. On rare occasion you might find some HVAC distribution in exterior walls; these may or may not be lined with sheet metal but you’ll be able to tell from the noise.
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Ha! I would need HVAC to encounter that problem. That would be a nice problem to have.
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
It’s darn near impossible to vertically thread something in an exterior wall and be able to come up through the top plate in an ordinary stick-built home.
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BY GRAPTHAR’S HAMMER, I WILL FISH THIS CABLE.
One the one hand, that may insult you and all the other good people here telling me to cut into drywall or run it somewhere else.
On the other hand, you will all probably find the resulting story humorous in some aspect or another.
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
I say bite the bullet and put the cable on the room side of the drywall.
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Never give up - NEVER SURRENDER!**
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There are (only slightly ugly) channels made for covering wire that sits on the surface of a wall. Once you give up on hiding the wiring completely, you have only to drill through the ceiling near the wall and you are done.
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But that would be admitting that I could not do this, or that I was wrong to try it in the first place.
I was raised with a good old fashioned swamp yankee ethic, which says that I can figure out how to do pretty much anything and act laconic about it. And if I run something ugly down the wall, then any future person (especially a potential home buyer) will come in, see it, and say “Oh, another amateur playing at construction.”
(The way I intend to do this, they would actually have to cut into the drywall to figure that out).
[QUOTE=Chief Pedant]
Having said all that, my experience is that homeowner advice (and I’ve built houses as a general as well as remodeled extensively over the years) on this board is not very useful b/c you sorta need to be there scoping it out in person to give good advice. I usually manage to get the actual situation wrong from the textual description and I seldom manage to get my point across in a post, either.
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Well, there’s certainly a quorum here on ripping drywall. But my aesthetic sense is reluctant to do it, and (don’t tell my wife, but if it comes down to patching drywall, I’ll spend so many weeks obsessing over making it perfect that I could have spent the time fishing 10 drops down exterior walls before I’m done, and with less mess.)
In other words - I hope no one is offended if I decline the drywall ripping advice. It’s just not the right choice for me or my marriage 
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I thank you again for spectacular posts on your part. The most important thing is that you each blame the other and have a good row. I believe it was George on Seinfeld who pointed out that make-up sex is the best.
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Wait - what? There’s supposed to be sex somewhere in this deal? Why has everybody been wasting time on drywall when they could have been advising us on that?