So is running with scissors just another one of those stupid things parents worry about, like checking Halloween candy? IIRC correctly, there is only one documented case of a child’s candy being poisoned, and it was by a family member.
So how many people have been hurt by running while holding a pair of scissors, really?
I know someone who accidently stabbed his brother in the stomach while running a steak knife to his mom in the living room. He was holding it at waist level in the same basic grip that most kids hold scissors. Not the SAME thing, but still a sharp object and had they been scissors, the result would have been the same.
Are you sure about that? Do you have a cite?
Nevermind. Some VERY quick googling turned up the same thing.
It is a safety issue of what CAN happen and sometimes does.
A better question: Why do any thing in an unsafe manner when it can be done safely?
I’m not sure I’d spend too much time looking for where the meme of “not running with scissors” came from. Kids are impulsive and don’t always think things through. It’s the nature of being a kid. So telling them not to run with scissors is hardly a bizarre idea. Scissors are sharp and pointy.
It’s not like telling them not to have their haircut during a solar eclipse.
Tangentially-related, I have, in fact, run on the wet deck beside a pool, slipped, fallen, and hurt myself.
Of course bad things can happen if you run with scissors. But you could win a medal.
not scissors, but i saw the xray of a kid who ran with a toothbrush in his mouth.
yep, he tripped and fell face first. that toothbrush ended up less than a millimetre from an artery. whoa nelly, i’ll bet that was one terrified kid, mom, emt, and surgeon.
i’m sure there are documented cases of scissor stabs, just like toothbrush, lollypop, pencil, etc. stabs.
Ha. Nice thread title.
Whenever my ma calls me up she invariably asks me what I’m doing (meaning right then & there). I always reply with something like “running with scissors, eating cookies before dinner, and sitting too close to the television set!” 
Heck, I know a guy who’s completely deaf in one ear because he put a q-tip in his ear, and when trying to grab it out, jammed it in. Well, then he didn’t take proper care of the infection, either. But it proves the point that people injure themselves in remarkable ways. I ran to my car in a parking lot, and before I knew it, I was catching myself in a pushup position, right over a parking block. I don’t remember slipping or falling. Without the catch, I would have broken numerous ribs.
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You know, kids really do slip all the time. You can also fall and scrape your knee on the concrete. And do you know how many times I’ve seen a kickboard being sat on fly out and hit someone in the head?
Geez…
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(Seriously… go back and walk, mister!)
Don’t run while eating with chopsticks, either.
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/member/member.html?appURL=nn20051115a9.html
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“Doctor faces year over child’s death” Japan Times, Tuesday, Nov. 15, 2005.
In the Netherlands, there has been a famous case of a lady tripping over her carpet while holding a pen. It disappeared in her eye and killed her. Familymembers were tried for murder, but aquitted. I knew this family from a distance.
The defense gathered examples of other similarly bizarre injuries, and came up with people dying while knitting. Old ladies sitting upright in bed, knitwork in lap, and then they pulled up their knees to sit more comfortably. Legs push the knitting-needle up into nose, eye or mouth. :eek: 
Halloween candy tampering was more of a 60’s 70’s problem. There were articles in the papers about incidents. You can search the papers from that period the week before and after, because of local variations of the official night. Most towns had it on Halloween though. The incidents were usually pins or razors in apples or other unwraped items. Sometimes some got dropped in the bags, but that was rare. Like I said read the newspapers archived from the days around Halloween. They offered free candy x-rays at the local hospital in the 70’s.
Scissors today are less sharp than the scissors of yesteryear! My granny’s had to be sharpened on a whetstone. She could cut corduroy or denim without scissoring - just by pushing it against the fabric.
The kids used to be given juice or water in a Sip A Cup, which used to have a spout that folded over to supposedly seal the cup closed. The spout was very thick plastic, and was a part of the moulded lid of the cup.
Son took a sip, tripped over my foot and fell face down. The thick plastic sip spout tore into the upper palate of his mouth. It missed going far enough in to damage the soft palate ( which is nice, because his brain resides just above THAT area ), but I didn’t know that when the blood gushed out of his mouth and nose. Took a while to find the First Aid station, and when we got him rinsed out, we saw the tear in the hard palate. Frightening moment anyway.
So, don’t let the kids run with a cup in their mouth.
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