They may need to train a specialist class of dildogs.
So is my electric toothbrush safe?
There was an old 1972 episode of Adam-12 where Rose Marie played a character riding a bus that thought she had a rattlesnake in her luggage. Turned out to be her electric toothbrush vibrating.
I am sure now that the “story you have just seen is true” real event wasn’t a toothbrush!
Unless the sniffing dogs are otherwise occupied … 
Beck, Hon, you can’t just find a heated, vibrating armadillo replica just anywhere. And how would you even ask for it in German?
I honestly have no idea myself, but Google translate says:
I’m not sure you should ask for that, anywhere in any language.
I plugged that in as an AI prompt and this is a result, so everything seems to check out.
Which is worse-making explosive dildos, or electing them?
Wow. What’s the rider?A nekkid armadillo.
Oh oh, Armadildo
Is that a Senseheiser microphone?
They didn’t. Someone used regular parcel delivery systems to send the packages to seemingly random addresses, presumably to see whether the danger was spotted and what effect they might have, with a view to future operations. The dildos are an irrelevant distraction.
The Poles have arrested a number of people, so their intelligence must be reasonably substantial
Dildogs ate my baby!
Why not?
Don’t know what airline you work for, but Delta allows devices with lithium batteries in them to be carried in checked bags.
United does too:
https://www.united.com/en/us/fly/baggage/electronic-devices.html
I did not have weaponized dildonics on my 2024 bingo card, but it’s hard to be surprised by anything anymore.
No, you should never use it as a dildo. The resemblance is only apparent.
My nipples are exploding with delight! Ich hätte gerne eine beheizbare Gürteltierreplik.
Mit Noppen, bitte! Wie die Black Mamba damals!
The ill eagles are eating the dildogs!
It should have been a Telefunken U47.
At the risk of being pedantic, I’m pretty sure those are armadildos you’re talking about [ninja’d on that one. Damn].
[It’s also the correct term for a personal massager that’s also a firearm – not recommended]
Depends on how you use it…
I’m trying to figure out how to work DHL d’oh into the thread.