Russia workshops destoying American aircraft with dildos

So that’s where these things are coming from!

I’m reasonably sure you can order those from Bad Dragon™

Last time I carried such things in my luggage was a trip to get together with my girlfriend (later wife.)

In Salt Lake City. So no, there wasn’t a store everywhere.

No Walmart in Salt lake city?

Yes, I was surprised to see they had them there, too.

In 2024, sure. I wonder when @silenus got married?

Twenty years earlier.

I’d like to thank LSL Guy for his in-depth explanation of the vibrating luggage phenomenon. Is that covered in the company training manual, part of simulator hours, or picked up on the job?

Stimulator hours?

Really, it’s just the vibe of the thing.

The title of this thread is making me picture Russians launching dildo shaped missiles at aircraft.

Pretty much all missiles have a phallic characteristic.

Some more than others.

Yeah, I remember the day a few years ago I was waiting in line at CVS, turned to the right, and did not expect to see a variety of vibrators just sitting there.

I was picturing something more like this:

or even

Ah, Flesh Gordon. I wanted to post that picture, but didn’t want to look it up on my work computer.

@mixdenny

The sex shops, live action performances, and peddlers of flesh are near the Bahnhoff in Germany. No need to ask anyone, except if want to specify an armadillo, um, “toy.”

~VOW