Russian Space Capsule Goes Off Course

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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Bill Maher mentioned this last night, too.
C’mon people, we’ve all seen this movie. After getting the bio specimens on board irradiated, the capsule crashes in some inaccessible jungle in Africa* or South America, and the next thing you know you’ve got giant geckos running around, trying to sell you insurance. Then we have to send Caesar Romero or Hugh Beaumont or Sid Melton to bring it back

* Not only The Lost Continent (South America) but Monster from Green Hell (Africa) had this plot. I’m sure there are others.

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Wow, I am more worried about mutated plant/ lizard people coming back for vengeance.

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The horror! The horror!

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I just hope to gawd it doesn’t swing past Venus first. because these days a few million won’t even buy a decent big toe.

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Quick! Send in Bob Hope and Anita Ekberg!

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You take Bob Hope. I’ll take Sweden, er, Ekberg. No, that was Dina Merrill. I’ll take Tuesday Weld, then.

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Why wasn’t this thread titled something like “Orbiting Russian Lizard Brothel Goes Out of Control”?

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The Best Little Hore(ticultural) House in Space.

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It will land on an uncharted desert isle, where seven castaways will try to turn it into a radio, but one of them screws it up.

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No, it will wash up on a Hawian shore. Where a large blended family is on vacation. One male member of the family will mess with it, causing grief for the entire family until it is properly put back where it came from.

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Sorry, Tuesday Weld won’t be here until Thursday.

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I think the Geckos already took control of it and it won’t be crashing anywhere, but head off to Venus to start a Gecko colony in the swamps there.

13

This blog had a much better headline.

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“Well, Fifteen minutes can save you…I’m burning! I’m BURNING!!! GAAAAAAAHHHHH…!”

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Tuesday’s on the phone to me.