Russians To Resume Drilling in Lake Vostok

Uh, guys if you find an Incan looking pyramid, you might want to fill in the hole you drilled.

Shitshitshit. We are sooo fucked now.

Maybe we could send some nukes down there. You know, just in case some horrible prehistoric monstrosity climbs out of the hole, eats all the scientists, and threatens to overrun the world. 'Cause that would kinda suck.

Yeah, but what happens if the nukes cause the monster to mutate into something even more horrible to destroy us all!?! :eek:

Do you think it would work against shoggoths ?

It turns out the dinosaurs were wiped out by a particularly nasty cold. And a dino booger is going to come up through the hole. The cockroaches will laugh and laugh about that a million years from now.

Tentacles. Why is it always tentacles?

I wonder how long before someone posts a tentacle porn link.

Probably as long as it takes Tentacle Monster to get in here.

I misread the thread title as Russians To Resume Drinking in Lake Vostok.

I didn’t know they stopped.

Za zdorovie!
We’re doomed.

Nuke it from orbit. Its the only way to be sure.

I just have one question I don’t understand how it is possible to be a lake, shouldn’t it be frozen also?

It is frozen over, by many thousands of feet. This is why it’s pristine.

It would be a terrible tragety to contaminate something this valuable.

Of course, it would also be a terrible tragedy for us to never understand what’s in that lake, if anything.