Sadly, this is brilliant . . .

An entrepreneur making his fortune by selling comfortable ballet flats through vending machines in pubs and clubs:

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Sad to say that we’re still doing this to ourselves, ladies. But I have to say, this guy is brilliant.
So, what else have you got that is - sadly - brilliant.

That is brilliant!

The closest I’ve ever come in the brilliance stakes is my idea for refrigerator/microwave socks, ie you put them in the fridge and when you put on they cool your feet, or you heat them in the microwave to defrost your toes on a winters morning. But I suspect they have already been invented, I’ve just never seen them.

For sadly brilliant, I’ll nominate advanced military technology. The technical challenges can read like a detective story; the solutions are ever more cunning and ingenious; the sheer efficiency of the technology in actual use (I’m not talking about the contracting process!) can be breathtaking.

But it’s still just killing each other.