What do mountains have to do with it?
Anyway, when I lived in West Virginia, I always thought I had it made when it came to weather, and a lot of that had to do with the mountains. The only influence of hurricanes you’re going to get on the west side of the mountains is the occasional blowing-through of the remnants, like Hugo did in 1988. But the effects are hardly tropical…more like a docile thunderstorm with strangely warm rain. That’s what happens when you’re a hurrcane and you’ve traveled over 600 miles of land.
As far as other weather makers are concerned, WV is pretty safe, too. Let me enumerate:
– The whole state is too mountainous to worry about much flooding (except for maybe parts of the Ohio River valley). For example, I grew up about a half mile from the Monongahela river, but at least a hundred feet above it. Unlike a lot of flatlander states, the river valleys in WV are always deep, with a pronounced “V” shape. That’s because they’re all incredibly old Appalachian rivers.
– The entire state has an average of 1.84 tornadoes a year. ( Cite ) But more notably, the mode and median are both 1. That’s because there were a couple years where large outbreaks occurred, such as 6 in 1980, but were mostly part of a single weather event.
– Earthquakes, forest fires, mudslides, volcanoes, and other “left coast” penomena are non-issues.
– The seasons are very distinct, but not record-setting in any way. I saw 100 degrees Fahrenheit maybe twice growing up. Saw less than -10 once.
– I hear there are hail storms, like a lot of other places. But in 22 years as a resident, I never saw hail damage. 3 months after moving to Ohio, my apartment building had to get a lot of siding replaced because of sideways hail.
– The only real significant weather “disaster” a West Virginian is likely to experience is a blizzard. And not even as bad as those in the northeast get it. Every five years or so, WV gets the back end of some nor’easter, and gets 2 feet of snow at once. The thing about a blizzard, though, is that it’s not a house-wrecking, property-destroying, car-hurling event. You get stuck in your house for a few days, can’t go to work, and when it’s over, it melts and life is just like you left it. Hardly a natural disaster.
So my vote goes to West Virginia. Poor, economically depressed, and the butt of the rest of the country’s jokes…but kickass weather! Just hope you don’t like sunshine…because you won’t be seeing it from November to April.
*** And speaking of tornadoes, here’s a good map I found of tornado frequency distribution in the US.